“Buy U A Drank (Shawty Masquein’)” by T-Cramm (ft. H-8)

T Cramm- Thomas Crammerus (Thomas Cranmer) From de Beze's Icones (1580)

“Buy U A Drank (Shawty Masquein’)” by T-Cramm (ft. H-8)

Shawty Masque (Yeah).
T-Cramm.
Damn.
Shawty Masque.
H-8.
(Shawty).

[H-8:]
Ay, Ay,
She masqueing.
Ah, she masqueing.
Shawty masquein’.

[T-Cramm:]
Mask your face, do the step, you can do it all by yourself.

[Verse 1:]
Baby girl,
What’s Your Name?
Let me talk to you.
Let Me Buy You A Drank.
I’m T-Cramm, you know me.
Protestant music, H-8, oh wee.

I know the Diet close at 3.
What’s the chances of you rolling with me?
Back to England,
Show you how I live.
Let’s get Archbishoped, forget what we did.
‘Bout to get that Royal Supremacy.
We don’t need that Holy See.

[Chorus:]
I’mma buy you a drank.
Then I’mma take you home with me.
I got annulment in the bank.
Shawty what you think ’bout that?
That other woman gonna get the axe.

Henry in the bed like:
Ooh Ooh Oh, Ooh Ooh!
Anne in the bed like:
Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh!

[Verse 2:]
Talk to me, I talk back.
Let’s talk divorce, I talk that.
Incest bombs,
Court masques,
Shawty got class.
Oh, behave!

Let’s get gone
Walk it out (Now walk it out)
Just like that,
That’s what I’m talking ’bout.
We gonna have fun,
No Holy See.
Once my appointment done,
You should get Royal Supremacy.

[Chorus]
I’mma buy you a drank.
Then I’mma take you home with me.
I got execution in the bank.
Shawty what you think ’bout that?
That other woman gonna get the axe.

Henry in the bed like:
Ooh Ooh Oh, Ooh Ooh!
Jane in the bed like:
Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh!

Henry VIII- Folger Luna

H-8 (AKA Henry VIII, Henry Tudor, Big Pappa, and Big Baller)1

[Verse 3: H-8]
Won’t you meet me at the bar?
Respect Big Pimpin’.
Tell me how you feel,
Mama, tell me what you sippin’?
A certified divorce,
Deserve Henry 1-6.
3 for death, that’s my course.
1 widow, 2 divorcees, but lots of sex.

I’m checking your body language,
I love the conversation,
And when you lick your lips or touch my leg,
I get a tingling sensation.
Now we’re both ’bout tipsy,
You say you in the mood,
All I need is ’bout an hour,
Better yet, maybe two.
Let me take you where I live,
T-Cramm justifyin’ my leer
While I whisper in your ear,
Your legs hit the chandelier;
Rotten leg and sex
All in the atmosphere.
I’mma let T-Cramm sing it,
So he can make it clear.

[Chorus]
I’mma buy you a drank.
Then I’mma take you home with me.
I got widowed in the bank.
Shawty what you think ’bout that?
That other woman got the axe.

Henry in the bed like:
Eew Eew Ew, Eew Eew!
Anne in the bed like:
Eew Eew Ew, Eew Eew!

[Verse 4:]
Let’s get gone,
Walk it out.
(Now walk it out, think about it, Ah, Ulceratin’.)
Now, chop, chop, chop, chop,
You can do it all by yourself.

[Chorus]
I’mma buy you a drank.
Then I’mma take you home with me.
I got divorce in the bank.
Shawty what you think ’bout that?
That other woman got the stank.

Henry in the bed like:
Ooh Ooh Oh, Ooh Ooh!
Kathryn in the bed like:
Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh!

Let’s get gone,
Walk it out.
(Now walk it out, think about it, forget that gout.)
Now, split, chop, remorse, divorce, chop,
The last can do it all by herself.

[Chorus]
I’mma buy you a drank.
Then I’mma take you home with me.
I got execution in the bank.
Shawty what you think ’bout that?
That other woman gonna get the axe.

Henry in the bed like:
Ooh Ooh Oh, Ooh Ooh!
Katherine in the bed like:
Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh!

  1. For more information on this image, see the details on the Folger Library’s splendid Luna site.  (back)
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